EXam’s song by Munna bhai
EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. The post EXam’s song by Munna bhai...
View ArticleAb itni night ko apun tere ko
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le.. The post Ab itni night ko apun tere ko...
View ArticleOye, maar gayay yaar.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. The post Oye, maar gayay yaar. appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related...
View ArticleAye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega. The post Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad appeared first on Lovely...
View ArticleBhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai,...
View ArticleMUNNA BHAI
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? The post MUNNA BHAI appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS:...
View ArticleBhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT :...
View ArticleOye Short Circuit yeh light
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. The post Oye Short Circuit yeh light appeared first on Lovely TXT....
View ArticleAay circuit, baapu bole to
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!! The post Aay circuit, baapu bole to appeared first on...
View ArticleAfter finishing MBBS
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK” The post After finishing MBBS...
View ArticleAgar koi ladka girls hostel mein
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu The post Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein...
View ArticleAkal badi ki bhais
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. The post Akal badi ki bhais appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS: Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan Circuit, bole...
View ArticleWrite a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka! The post Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti....
View ArticleCircuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh...
View ArticleCircuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.” Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… Bole to ab apun ko...
View ArticleMeray paas aik buri khabar hai
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray...
View ArticleJaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na. The post Jaa...
View ArticleBolay to Apun ko tera
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki...
View ArticleTeray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. The post Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette appeared first on Lovely...
View ArticleApun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai
Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai The post Apun...
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